It is a perfidy of dogs.
These dogs among them. Do you see the injustice of the accusation?
Each night I do my best to instruct my dogs in the ways of wisdom.
It is a waste of my time.
They just keep looking for my Chief of Staff to appear with treats.
My Chief of Staff has provided many venues designed to enhance my natural catly beauty.
Note how carefully I position myself to best advantage.
It is an art known to even the tiniest kitten.
I am awaiting my Chief of Staff. It's time to go work in my garden.
I helpfully point out a weed she has overlooked.
I check the place for evidence of lizards.
I visit the fat toad who lives among these pots.
I put up with a blue joy scolding me. Idiot bird.
A high compliment, don't you think?
Have you been drinking?
I share my room with them when they are here. I even allow them to think it is their room.